• High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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i was told….


customers who wanna start some shit  (via karencartwright)

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iguanamouth:

anyway howd he get in there

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

uberthesniper:

Please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasgow

please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasow

Please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasgow

There’s been someone stabbed for being a Yes voter,there’s Nazi salutes and Chants happening,cuffles with the police, fascism, bigotry, hatred, intolerance, Saltire burning and young women being terrorized on the street.


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